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Men are like a fine wine...

They begin as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the [bleep] out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with!

A real man is a woman’s best friend.

He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible …No, wait. Sorry. I’m thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that. Never mind...

No corkscrew? Open a bottle of wine with your shoe (or in this case, your man's shoe)!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =EHTADX5nxT8

"Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine."
- Joan Collins

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

- W.C. Fields

New NC Mountain Wine Trail Aims To Attract Wine Enthusiasts

About time ... golfers have their golf trail, bicyclists have their bike trail, now WINOS have a wine trail! Read about it here:
http://exploreboonearea.com/PlacestoPlay/Attractions/TheBooneAreaWineTrail/tabid/368/Default.aspx

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
- Humphrey Bogart

"Wine is the most civilized thing in the world."
- Ernest Hemingway

Five Reasons to Drink Wine
1. You ran out of food - LIQUID DINNER
2. You got in your old jeans! Yeah me!
3. You just got your kids to bed and its time to treat yourself. Yeah me!
4. You did a good deed for someone! Yeah me!
5. You finally decided you don't need a reason. You just want one and that's reason enough!

Medieval German Saying
Drink wine, and you will sleep well.
Sleep, and you will not sin.
Avoid sin, and you will be saved.
Ergo, drink wine and be saved.

Cooking Tip
If you come across a recipe that doesn't call for wine, and yet you wish to add it, follow this guideline:
1 Tbsp. of wine per cup of sauce or soup.
1/4 cup wine to season braised meats (for 4 people).
1/2 cup wine for slew, oh... um, I mean stew.
Remember, if you wouldn't drink it, don't put it in your recipes.